My ultra fancy Specialized bike was stolen yesterday. When I reported it to the police the consolation I was offered was something along these lines:
'Well, it's what happens when you ride a cool bike. You should ride a junker.'
No doubt, quotation of the day!
Oh, Jimmy drives a Merc? Is he nuts? He needs to drive a Kia.....
def. a bad text to be reading. it's the third time, bri.... that is not an equal opportunity taking....
A regular Dave Chappelle, eh? I heard you got ein neues Zeug?
Talk about irony..... But think about it this way, you get to focus on picking a far better one that you'll never park outside!
An unbroken spirit would do the following: get another one that's superior to the stolen one and vow never to park it out of sight.
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